there is a banana in his republic

there is a banana in his republic

(via ktrololol)


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

YOU CHEATING CUNT!!!




Come on boys

I think it’s about time Matt Dan & Derek came and graced my life again <3

I neeeeeeeeed you



No wonder I have a fucked up expectation of men

Stay with you?  What for? Look at us, we’re already fighting.  

Well, that’s what we do.                              

We fight.

You tell me when I’m being  an arrogant son of a bitch

and I tell you when you’re  being a pain in the ass.                              

Which you are 99% of the time.                              

I’m not afraid  to hurt your feelings.                              

They have like  a two second rebound rate and you’re back doing the next  pain-in-the-ass thing.                              

So, what?                              

So it’s not gonna be easy.  

It’s gonna be really hard.                              

And we’re gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that,  because I want you.                              

I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day.

Will you do  something for me?                              

Please?  

Will you just picture your life for me?                                

5 years from now,  

10 years from now, what’s it look like?                              

If it’s with that guy, go! Go!                              

I lost you once, I think I could do it again,                              

if I thought it’s  what you really wanted.                              

But don’t you take the easy way out.                              

What easy way? There is no easy way, no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt.                              

Would you stop thinking  about what everyone wants.                              

Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want.  

What do you want?                              

What do you want?  

It’s not that simple.                              

What do you want?  

It’s not…                              

Goddamn it, what do you want?                              

I have to go. 



OneD fags

I can’t wait till one of you gets caught with a hooker and another gets a chick pregnant. Then maybe these peoples parents can ban them from listening to them and i can stop hearing about the little fuckers… Call me old fashioned but in my day 4/5 guys in a boy band were attractive… There is MAYBE 1.